The life of the mind follows a palindromic sequence, a bell curve. As it ages past its median, it begins to devolve back to its original state of unawareness. It loses it’s ability to differentiate inane from insane, reason from treason, old age from cold rage and other rhyming but contradictory words from each other. This is why it is socially acceptable for old people to wear diapers, yell abuses at their nurses and drive on the wrong side of the road.
As a preventive measure to keep my currently 23 year old mind from suffering the above mentioned misconceptions I intend to exercise my right to opine, my freedom of speech and expression and fulfill my general tendency to rant about things. Hopefully this expulsion of wasteful thought will free up a bit of logical thinking space in my brain for future use.
Just like every other blogger out there, I am an amateur writer, amateur photographer and an amateur artist and I’m going to showcase all my amateur works on this public forum because I can. What I am not an amateur at is Biotechnology, I’ve graduated in that Science, and what science has taught me is that everything is false, wrong or unacceptable until logical reasoning proves otherwise. What this means is that I question everything and everyone. It’s my system.
This blog will primarily be my outlet to vent, rant and deride anything and anyone that fails to fit into my system of logical reasoning. Do not be surprised if you do come across the occasional appreciation piece though for there is the possibility that I may just make a blog entry whilst inebriated.
HAPPY READING!
UPDATE: 27th June, 2011
My first blog post – Mumbai Local printed in DNA (the newspaper) albeit in a fairly abridged and heavily moderated version.
January 18th, 2011 at 5:43 am
Hahahaha, I didn’t know you knew so many big words.
Good stuff….I will be tuning in to be entertained!
January 18th, 2011 at 8:29 am
HAHAHAHA…one of the tags is Bamboo! And YOU palindroney belly curve…stop using these biotechnological words to confound us into thinking you’re cool ok bambi.
January 18th, 2011 at 10:23 pm
haha..i’ve already explained to you what palindrome means, it’s far from a biotechnological term. And yes, bamboo shall be a common tag in all posts.
January 18th, 2011 at 9:48 am
Good beginning. looking forward to read much more!:)
January 19th, 2011 at 12:36 am
I’m repeating what AJ and Tas said, but you big word thrower you!!!
January 19th, 2011 at 1:46 am
Ok so because of all you big word haters I’ve gone over this post again and read it from a 5th graders perspective. The only word I wouldn’t expect a 5th grader to know is Palindromic..because I learnt it in 7th standard, and maybe inebriated but that’s for different reasons. Either way, I’m thinking of ranting about big-word hating people now.
January 19th, 2011 at 2:00 am
Oi, I think you misunderstand us…our views are confusing you. Reverse Polarity is happening. We are merely surprised at the usage – we didn’t know you were such an overt geek! And no one (I think) claimed to actually not know what you were saying, or were against the use of such verbose language!
January 20th, 2011 at 4:48 am
“bambi”
mahaha
January 20th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
dont worry bamba- i knew you were a big geek with a big well inside of you filled with big words.
Congratulations on your new blog- and I hope you rant enough to keep your insane old age way far far away. mwah.